
I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time.

If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.

It's so dry!

Live long and prosper.

I try.

It's a gas.

What's the Klingon for I'm going to die a virgin?

..and there was light.
If you aren't an activist you're an inactivist.
The Cove

I need more telephone on my salad.

He'd always wanted a friend. A friend that wasn't invisible, a pet, or rubber figurine.
Mary And Max